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Art is not what you see, it's what you make others see.
laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

(via laughbitches)

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via musicismyescape-zachhh)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via musicismyescape-zachhh)

astound:

Why have a thigh gap when you can thigh clap

(via musicismyescape-zachhh)

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via musicismyescape-zachhh)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via musicismyescape-zachhh)

powerburial:

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

(via taratytara)

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

(via taratytara)

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via txlover)

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via justcallmeandie)